The importance of being ErnestBorgnine: Putty-faced stalwart of the silver screen. No wet bank holiday afternoon is complete without at least one appearance.Feb 13, 2023Feb 13, 2023
Towers of powerEiffel: Parisian landmark titan and tourist trap. Exudes French chic even when rusty.Feb 2, 2023Feb 2, 2023
Lee’s a jolly good fellowMajors: Grizzled TV veteran of 70s and 80s action shows. In his heyday possibly worth up to 6 million dollars.Jan 27, 2023Jan 27, 2023
The Three RonniesKray: Psychopathic East End hard nut. Loved his mother Violet as much as he loved bother and violence.Jan 11, 2023Jan 11, 2023
Oooh’d have thought?Oooh matron: Bawdy catchphrase of yesteryear Carry On films. Still contemporarily suitable for any mild innuendo, but similar 70s…Jan 3, 2023Jan 3, 2023
If I could be FrankSidebottom: Ovoid-headed comedy anarchist. Was most likely to be found lurking in the far reaches of Greater Manchester conversing with a…Dec 27, 2022Dec 27, 2022
Any old BrianCant: Playaway stalwart and loyal guardian of Humpty. Innocent enthusiasm on tap.Dec 20, 2022Dec 20, 2022